Akpos Joke: Small ailment

Akpos went to the doctor concerning an
ailment he had. The following
conversation took place between them:

AKPOS: Please don’t laugh at me when I
reveal my ailment.

DOCTOR: Of course I won’t laugh! I have
been in this profession for 30 years now
and I have never laughed at a patient no
matter the ailment.

AKPOS: OK then. Akpos proceeded to
drop his trousers and boxer, revealing
the tinniest penis the doctor had ever
seen which was no bigger than a biro
cover. Unable to control himself, the
doctor started giggling, then fell laughing
to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle
to his feet and regain his composure.

“I’m
so sorry,” said the doctor. “I really am. I
don’t know what came over me. On my
honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I
promise it won’t happen again.

Now,
what seems to be the problem? Do you
want a penis enlargement?”

Akpos replied, “No, my penis is swollen.”