JOKES: Three Contractors
Three Contractors are bidding to fix a broken
fence at the White House, one from India, one
from China, the third a Nigerian. They went to
White House official to examine the fence. The
Indian takes out a tape and does some
measuring, works some figures, he said, the job
will cost $900 (material $400, labour $400
& ... $100 profit). The Chinese does the same &
said I can do it for $700 (material $300,
labour $300 and $100 profit). The Nigerian
didn't measure or figure, but whispers, $2700
to the official. The White House official say, you
didn't even do any measurement, how did
you come up with such a high figure? The
Nigerian replied $1000 for me, $1000 for you
& $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job. DEAL
or NO DEAL? White man smiles, it's a DEAL...!
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