20 Commandments Ladies should read

Funny But True: 20 Commandments
Ladies should
read

1. Thou shall not date any guy out of
sympathy. It
is
not worth it. It has never worth the
pain. Ladies
beware!

2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let
me show my boyfriend I can flirt too.
Ladies, that
is
inflicting more injuries on yourself

3. Thou shall not depend on any man
for your
daily
needs. It has brought more pains than
joy to
some
ladies. Ladies, please!

4. Thou shall never fight over a man.
Such men
usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you
can ask around if you are in doubt!

5. Thou shall not remain in a violent
relationship.
You are supposed to be his sweetheart
not a
punching bag. If he’s looking for whom
to punch,
refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?

6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he
wants IT that
desperately, he should put a ring on it.
Funny
enough, men can wait if they see your
worth it.
True!

7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting
flowers
or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy
the
‘toasting’.
Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick
up lines.
Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.

8. If you are not sure of your man
especially if the
relationship is still new, never take your
girlfriend
to
his house or give her his number or BB
pin.
Odikwa
very risky!

9. As soon as you can, let your man
show his
face
to your people. Your sister or brother or
mother.
This is very key.

10. Material possessions are good but
never let
them be the number one factor in
choosing a
man.

11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always
sit like a
woman. Some men act like babies when
a woman
is not properly seated. You know what I
mean!

12. Never think you can trap a man with
good
sex.
Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.

13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm
but don’t
scare them away.

14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t
let them
deceive you. Don’t believe anything in
the
contrary.
Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.

15. If your purpose for financing a man
is to keep
him, that could be a big mistake.
Finance for the
right reasons.

16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to
“men
are
the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men
have
you
met out of about six billion people on
earth? You
see
am nau, abi?

17. Adventures can be sweet. However,
never
embark on a long trip to meet a man
without
informing someone. Never!

18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody
know about us yet.” If the relationship is
up to
three
months and counting,somebody should
know
about
it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.

19. They say good girls love bad boys.
And as a
good girl, you are looking for a bad boy
to love?
OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys
and
good
girls love good boys. Nobody should use
your
head
to catch a bullet.

20. Enjoy being single. It does not last
forever.