THE TYPES OF STUDENTS YOU WILL MEET IN NIGHT READING CLASS

The following are the different categories
of people
you will meet in night classes in our
various higher
instititution.
1. Customer care agents : this category
of people
will keep on receiving calls from the time
the came
to class till the sleep off. If you sit
beside them
"sorry" and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers : this category of people
will make
sure that they look at any slightest
movement
around them. If they ever see a
beautiful/handsome
girl/guy then they will never cease
catching a
glimse at her/him. You will even wonder
if these
people actually came to study or to
observe others
study.
3. The late comers: this is common
among girls.
When you get to class from 4-7pm, you
will
discover that the class is empty. They are
waiting
till 9:30 when their presence will be
noticed.
4. The preachers : I am sure this set of
people annoy
every reader in that class but nobody
could pick the
courage to rebuke them because nobody
wants to
be tagged enemy of God' word. The
worst part is
that these preachers come to preach
when they are
tired of reading and want to stretch
themselves.
5. The itenarant readers: they are people
who move
in and out of the reading room every ten
minutes.
Sometimes you see them walking about
the
corridors. In an extreme cases they can
read in four
to six classes in a night.
6. The unarmed robbers: yes i call them
unarmed
because they look very innocent when
they are
reading beside you waiting for the
operation time.
The steal things like phones, reading
lamp, purse/
wallet, laptops, wrist-watches, textbooks
etc
depending on the person's level of
expertise and
stealing intentions.
7. The chronic sleepers . Hmmm, this set
of people
will just enter the class and lay their face
on the
desk and sleep off. They will not open
their book
from the time they came in till the time
they left.
They are always victims of the category
of people
above. The bad thing about these set of
people is
that the snore without regards and they
fart without
conscience.
8. The ash-crammers : they are our first
classers,
they will start reading from the time they
came in till
dawn. Sometimes i wonder what they
will be doing
during the day.
9. The eaters : they will buy biscuit, virju
milk,
lacasera, gala, chewing gum, infact all
the snacks in
the world just to attend night class. You
will wonder
if you are in nursery class or university
night class.
10. The pingers : this set of people will
never let their
phones be. Some will even come with
upto three
phone. Pressing their phone every now
and then
that you will wonder if they are actually
studying or
proof-reading.
11. The toasters: if i mention everything
without
mentioning our guys and babes who
come to night
class to look for partners then my list is
incomplete.
This is for people who are single and
searching
every night.
12. The last of it all is the couples: they
will come to
class together, continue talking, chatting
and
touching each other until they are tired
then off they
go. They have gone to night class.