DAD AND DAUGHTER

Girl: Dad,I’m in love with a boy who is far away
from me. I’m in Ghana and he lives in the UK.
We met on a dating website, became friends on
facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed
to each other on skype, and now 2 months of
relationship through viber, i need your blessings
and good wishes daddy
Dad : Really! Then get married on twitter, have
fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send
them through gmail. And if you are fed up with
your husband…. sell him on Tonaton.com