JOKE! Mr Akpors The Player

Akpors is always acting crazy or doing
surprising, we all know this but some people
still haven’t learned to not put him in difficult
situations.
One day Mr and Mrs Akpors were enjoying
some private time together when Mrs Akpors
decided to ask Mr Akpors one of the craziest
questions a woman can ask her husband. Thus
the following conversation ensued:
Mrs Akpors: Sweety, how many girls did you
date before you met me?
Mr Akpors: (Goes quiet and stares at the wall
like he is trying to see something)
Mrs Akpors: (5 minutes later getting angry)
Sweety, I asked you a question, don’t ignore
me!
Akpors: Will you just keep quiet and let me
finish counting?
Mrs Akpors fainted!
One word for Akpors this time?