JOKES :AKPOS AND THE WIFE

Wife: Can u help me in garden?
Akpos: What do u think i am a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix a door handle?
Akpos: What do you think i am a Carpenter ?
In the evening husband came home frm the
work , he saw everything fixed
Shocked and amused at the same times,he
asked his wife who fixed this?
Wife: Our Neighbour, but he gave me 2
options - either i should give him a BURGER ,
or Sex :|
Akpos: I m sure you must have given him a
BURGER ?
Wife: What do you think I am Mc'Donald's !!