JOKES: AKPOS AND THE INTERVIEWER

JOB INTERVIEW INTERVIEWER: Tell me the
opposite of good.

AKPOS: Bad.

INTERVIEWER: Come.
AKPOS: Go.

INTERVIEWER: Ugly.
AKPOS: Fine.

INTERVIEWER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You
are right!

INTERVIEWER: Shut up!
AKPOS:
Keep talking!

INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all
that.
AKPOS: Ok now carry on all that.

INTERVIEWER: Get out!
AKPOS: Come in!

INTERVIEWER: Oh my GOD.
AKPOS: Oh my
devil.

INTERVIEWER: You are rejected.
AKPOS: Im selected.