Jokes: Akpos Don Come Again O!

A Warri tenant walked in & saw his
landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a
brief conversation ensued:

Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so?

Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa
dey always complain say my life dey
worthless!

Tenant: That one no good now… but why
you come tie de rope for your waist?

Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie
de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!