CAN I KISS YOU JOKE

Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand
on d wall by the gate for support, leans
towards her

BOY: Can I kiss you?

GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.

BOY: Please.

GIRL: No.

BOY: You were too sweet in bed
today.

GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of energy. I
could not believe we had for rounds.

BOY: Let me kiss you good night.

GIRL: Someone may be watching, they
still think I'm a virgin at home.

This goes on for ten minutes, then girl's
brother appears at the gate and says
"Dad says whether you kiss him or not
its your decision, but tell that bastard to
remove his hand from the intercom
button, everyone at home is listening to
your conversation"