RELATIONSHIP : 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be
sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs
and desires.

2. Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you
with some tender cuddling.

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her
neck and shoulders to deepen your
connection.

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch
of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using
your tongue.

5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a
long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe
around her very soul like a warm cloak of the
finest sable. If done right, this will really get
her going!

7. Shed your human form and become the
physical embodiment of Athnaug’r Un Dre’gn ,
Lord of the Ever Burning Dread.

8. Try introducing a fun new twist like oils or
scented candles.

9. Open your Secret Mouth and let the Song of
Madness spill forth from your cursed lips.

10. If all the above steps are performed
correctly, your partner will be begging for
more. At least they would be, if their mind
weren’t trapped forever in a pitch-black ocean
of everlasting insanity, you STUD!