QUOTES : QUOTES OF TODAY

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwrap moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not
afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)

He who refuses to mix Agege bread and Akara
as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin
Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is
poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry -
Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is
either looking for a job or needs money Badly
- Barrack Obama 2014