RELATIONSHIP : Can u write this to your girlfriend?

Dear: Girlfriend!!..
I LOVE SEX. That's Me! I'm A Man. So, STOP
Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm
Always Horny For You. It's Normal. Given A
Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So
Better STOP Denying Me That Pussy. Don't
Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King
Solomon. My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My
Size! You Either
Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How
Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep
My
Love For You Is. Sometimes I Cum
Fast,Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called Being
A
Man. Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum
Too Quick! You Should Thank God I Came!
That
Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After
All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed,
It's About How Long This Relationship Will
Last!
But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can
Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me!DON'T
EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So
Good, What The Fuck Are You Doing With Me??
If
I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your
Girlfriends And Sisters... And Female Cousins...
If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do
Something About It...
Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever!
It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My
Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That Goes On
There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine! Leave
It
Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever!
If
They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would
Have
Called You Instead! If I Have The Money, We'll
Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For
Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is
Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love
You,
Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I
Came
To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT
FINANCIAL
AFFAIRS!
I am Your Boyfriend, Not ATM”
Girls. What would u do if someone send such
text to you