Things Men Don’t Like

1. Stupid Baggy Dress
I know this really is new to hear but believe
me ladies; it keeps men off your company. So
Stupid Baggy Dress is as good as he can come
up with. These are those short dresses that
are baggy on top and around the stomach
area then get tight around the thigh. He don’t
care if you feel bloated while you’re on your
period, there is no excuse for this. It looks like
a Mumu for hookers, according to him.

2. Make-Up
Contrary to what all women believe, men can’t
stand make up. Natural is sexy. Unless you are
naturally ugly… then by all means, pile it on.
It’s nice to get dolled up from time to time,
but if in the morning His pillow looks like a
Picasso painting maybe it’s time to re-asses
your application techniques.

3. Masters of the Obvious
For some reasons girls LOVE to point out the
obvious. Just because something pops up into
your head doesn’t mean you should vocalize it
with the group. Think before you speak, if it
sounds interesting to you it probably isn’t.

4. Mentally Fat Girls
The only thing men hate more than fat girls
are skinny girls who think they are fat. When
he compliment you, accept it… say thank you
and move on. Please don’t question his
compliment or match it with a “ugh, are you
kidding? I feel like a cow.” The most attractive
thing to a man is confidence… get some.

5. Nagging
Contrary to popular belief, he heard you the
first time. If you ask him to take out the trash,
chances are he will, just on his own time.
When you ask him to do something, you mean
now, and he don’t like that. What you see as a
lack of urgency, he see as patience and an
innate ability to assess the situation without
rushing, just stop jumping to conclusions.

6. Jumping to Conclusions
Jumping to conclusions is a dumb thing to do
because it means you don’t actually consider
any other possibilities. You are assuming
something. For example, if you lost
something/had it stolen, and you saw
someone with an exact copy of that thing, you
might automatically assume that person stole
it, but they might just have on themselves. And
if you accused them wrongly, that would be a
bad situation.
There is no worse enemy to the typical woman
than her own mind.

7. Talking on The Phone
Thanks to the power of texting, it is quite
acceptable by today’s standards to have a
complete relationship without ever talking on
the phone. Granted, that doesn’t lend itself to
a healthy relationship… it will, however, make
men happy. The only way talking on the phone
is acceptable is if the conversation is held to
under 4 minutes and 30 seconds. There is no
reason why any conversation should take
longer than that.

8. Talking in General
If you want to talk about your day, he will
begrudgingly listen and nod his heads as you
go on and on and on about every little detail.
When you turn the tables, don’t expect him to
be quite as open. When men are asked the
question “How was your day?” there are only
three answers they can supply. A) Good. B)
Fine. C) It sucked. All three of those answers
do not require, nor will it ever, be
accompanied by an explanation. He worked
really hard to get through his day; he doesn’t
want to relive it by explaining the whole damn
thing to you.