NAIJASLY's DIARY: December 2014

JOKES : POLICE AND THE LITTLE BOY

Police: Where do you live?

Small boy: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Small boy: With me.

Police: And where do you all live?

Small boy: Together

Police: Where is your home?

Small boy: Beside my neighbours' house.

Police: Where is your neighbours' house?

Small boy: If I tell you, you will not believe me

Police: Tell us?

Small boy: Next to my house...

WRONG THINGS GIRLS DO INTHE NAMEOF LOVE:

1) living with a man who has not paid your bride price or wedded you.Dis might sound harsh, but dats the truth...just dont be stupid and temporarily insane...

2) accepting to be a second wife.

3) wearing engagement ring of a man who doesn'teven know your home, seen your parents or received their consent.

4) using your boyfriend'spicture as your profile picture all d time.

5) giving your BRIDE PRIDE(virginity) to a man who has not paid your bride price.

6) bathing naked with your boyfriend. Dis must b madness

7) cooking food regulary and washing clothes for your boyfriend.

8) public show of romance withyour boyfriend.

9) disobeying your parents for the sake of a man who your parents dont even know or have accepted.

10) disobeying God because of a guy,some girls would say, i know its wrong to have sex with him,but i love him and dont want him to get anothergirl... It shows just how cheap nd stupid such a girl is to choose to please man rather than GOD..

11)giving a man sex simply because he promised you marriage.

12) enloping with a man, ur parent warned you against.

JOKES: A man who makes casket

A man who makes casket was on his way to
deliver one of the coffins when his car broke
down.Trying not to be late,he decided to carry
the coffin on his head and heading to his
destination.some policemen saw him and
wanted to make some money from him
(bribe),so dey challenged him:
Hey! What are you carrying and were are you
going?,the man said, I dont like were they
bury me, so I want to go and bury myself in
another place;
The policemen left everything even their cars
and ran for their lives.
And the man have a nice trip to his
destination.
Lol.......

FUTO SUPPLEMENTARY LIST IS OUT TODAY

Good morning
It has being confirmed already that the FUTO supplementary list is out on futo website just click

Nigeria Cancels US Military Training to Fight Boko Haram

The Nigerian government has cancelled
plans to have the United States military
train a Nigerian army battalion to fight
Boko Haram.
According to Sahara Reporters, this move
illustrates the continuing strained
relationship between the two countries
over the Boko Haram issue.
Nigeria had accused the U.S of not
providing enough support for the fight
against Boko Haram. In November, Ade
Adefuye, Nigerian Ambassador to the U.S
expressed his dismay, stating that the
United States had refused to sell arms
and equipment to Nigeria to assist in
defeating Boko Haram. In response U.S
officials reportedly accused Nigerian
security operatives of human right
violations, stating that its laws prevent
them from selling arms to countries with
such human rights records.

WORDS OF THE MORNING

Let roses of beautiful thoughts surround
you and may the fruits of success greet
you this morning. Not just a good day but
may you live a day of excellence and
success.
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Remind yourself every day that you are
here on earth for a reason. You have
talents and qualities that can bring
goodness to others. A kind smile, a good
word, a loving gesture - simple things that
can change
people.
~

You are not ordinary or just another
person on earth. You are an achiever who
is going to be and do great things in life.
Keep filling your heart with great and
inspiring thoughts and you will see
powerful results.
~

Success is what I am aiming for and I will
not take no for an answer. I am
determined and my path is straight
towards the goals. I have started early in
the morning to achieve victory by night.
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No matter what challenge comes my way
I am ready and equipped for it. I possess
wisdom and understanding in my mind,
faith in my soul and love in my heart to
rise up to new & higher levels in life.
~

Every great movement starts with a simple
thought in the mind. It begins with a little
step forward. Never discount what you
are doing right now and call it small - as
long as you are moving forward.
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Love makes all things beautiful. Once
groggy and lazy morning has now turned
into expectation, excitement and
butterflies in the stomach all because of
LOVE.
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Today I have made up my mind to leave
doubts and fear behind because they are
too hard to live with. I am going to live an
inspired, faith filled, victorious life which
goes above and beyond my past.