What your husband really wants

Assuming you married a decent guy, here's
what he really wants from you and from your
relationship.
---He wants to be your hero
This may sound old-fashioned, and maybe it
is, but what every decent guy wants more than
anything else is for his wife to look up to and
admire him. You are the most important
person in the world to him. Thus, your
approval means more to him than anyone
else's.

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20 Things To Start Doing In Your Relationships

1. Free yourself from negative people.
2. Let go of those who are already gone.
3. Give people you don't know a fair chance.
4. Show everyone kindness and respect.
5. Accept people just the way they are.
6. Encourage others and cheer for them.
7. Be you imperfectly perfect self.
8. Forgive people and move forward.
9. Do little things every day for others.

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RELATIONSHIP :8 Things Men Don’t Like

1. Stupid Baggy Dress
I know this really is new to hear but believe
me ladies; it keeps men off your company. So
Stupid Baggy Dress is as good as he can come
up with. These are those short dresses that
are baggy on top and around the stomach
area then get tight around the thigh. He don’t
care if you feel bloated while you’re on your
period, there is no excuse for this. It looks like
a Mumu for hookers, according to him.

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RELATIONSHIP: Advice for People in Their Twenties andThirties

1. Find three hobbies you love: one to make
you money, one to keep you in shape, and one
to be creative.
2. Getting a degree matters, but getting the
right degree matters even more.
3. Leave every job you have on good terms. Do
not burn your bridges.
4. See the world while you still don’t have a
ton of responsibilities.
5. Don’t live on the Internet. Go out and
experience real life.

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PICTURES OF BIRTHDAY PRETTY LADY

It is very nice to wish good things to
others but wishing nice time, health,

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WORDS OF WISDOM

We are happiest when we discover that what we should be doing and what we are doing are the same things.you will never be what you ought to be until you are doing what you ought to be doing. What are you doing right now? Think

A REAL MAN

REAL MEN will never force their woman sex.
REAL MEN don't sleep around with different
ladies
to prove that they are man enough.
REAL MEN don't have sex with their woman
rather
they make love
REAL MEN don't use the word "have sex"
rather
they used "make love"

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10 WAYS TO MELT AWOMAN'SHEART

1. Call Her When you're feeling Sad.
2. Ask to See A Picture of Her;
When She was a Child..!
3. Occasionally Call Her; By Her
First and Middle
Names, 4. When She's feeling Insecure;
Stare Into Her
Eyes and Tell Her; "There is No-
One in the World
Who could be as Right for you as
She Is.." 5. Call Her when you done with
your work.. She
always waiting for that..

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LIFESTYLE : THINK BEFORE YOU MOVE

Marry someone you love with your whole
heart. Someone who excites you emotionally,
intellectually and sexually.
Someone who “gets” you and isn’t out to
change you. Nothing good will ever come of
not being true to yourself.

Marry your best friend. Find a person you
want to share things with — from the smallest
detail of your day to the biggest plans for your
life.

Marry someone you want to be with at the end
of each day and until the end of your days.
Never get married because you think it’s time;
get married because you’ve found the right
person — no matter how much time that
takes.

Marry someone with a beautiful soul. A person
who isn’t afraid to show love or be loved.

Find
the person who encourages you to be your
best self.
When you do, be good to them.

Express your
gratitude and love daily to this person who is
giving you the precious gift of sharing their life
with you.

LIFESTYLE : THINK WELL

Going to church doesn't make you any
more a Christian than going to garage
makes you a car.

Your beliefs don't make you a better
person, your behavior does.
Your words mean nothing if your actions
are the complete opposite.

Having true faith in whatever it is you
believe must be shown through actions,
believing is only half the battle.

Let your dreams be bigger than your fears,
your actions louder than your words, and
your faith stronger than your feelings

RELATIONSHIP: Insights into what men want and need in a woman

A confident woman.Nothing is sexier to a man
than having a confident woman on his arm.
Whether it is wearing something out of this
world with total confidence or engaging in a
debate on liberal issues in a room full of
conservatives, a woman with confidence is
what a man wants and needs in a partner.
It does not matter what you look like, what
your dress size is or whether your hair has
more flyaways than you would like, but if you
can exude enough confidence and be happy
with yourself, he will be attracted to you like a
moth to a flame. You may think otherwise but
when men set out seeking a mate, they look
for things that are more than skin deep.

RELATIONSHIP :26 THINGS MEN MUST KNOW

1. A little ‘thank you’ could strengthen her.

2. Even when she knows she's Beautiful, she
would like hearing it from you sometimes.

3. A little kitchen help kills no ego.

4. Every lady wants a man that can protect her,
she needs to be safe around you!

5. To some ladies, collecting money from you
is just your little commitment to the
relationship and not a ‘Do or Die’ thing.

6. Any lady that reminds you of her EX was
never into you.

7. You never can win a lady's heart by
spending, if you do, there's a better spender
too.

8. Just as you've got a weakness, she does too.
Hence you manage hers, she manage yours.

9. You can push a lady to a Breaking point but
when she does, she's never the same person
you knew.

10. When she starts keeping secrets, there's
something you've done wrong.

11. She's never to pay the Bills, and if anytime
she does, she's not to continue paying.

12. Sometimes, listening to her opinion
confirms her position in the relationship.

13. On a first Date, pulling Doors and Chairs is
part of a gentleman's deal, just do it!

14. If you Love kids you're sure winning her
over.

15. Intimacy is not about your personal
satisfaction, she must be satisfied too.

16. If she doesn't respect you, she won't
respect your family.

17. The spot you met a lady could tell a lot
about the relationship and its future.

18. If she brings her friends home often it's
no jackpot, it's a fidelity test!

19. You should know what turns your woman
on; women aren't the same.

20. Don't replace seeing her with regular
calling and text messages; your presence keep
her safe.

21. Sometimes you don't try to win an
argument let her have way, she could discover
her folly.

22. Every lady has a beast in her, it's either
you cage it or unleash it.

23. If she doesn't Love you and her family
does, it's no compensation, let her BE!

24. Your potential is not a guarantee that she
would stay, work hard and convert it to
substance.

25. What you did to get her, you must continue
doing it to keep her else you lose her.

26. To always impress a lady without spoken
words, Dress well!

LOVE : HEARTWARMERS

1. An entire sea of water can't sink a ship
unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the
negativity of the world can't pull you down
unless you allow it to get inside of you.

2. Don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to
himself and listens to his own lie comes to a
point that he cannot distinguish the truth
within him, or around him, and so loses all
respect for himself and for others. And having
no respect he ceases to love.

3. A good life is when you smile often, dream
big, laugh a lot, and realize how blessed you
are for what you have.

4. You never realize how lonely you are until
it’s the end of the day and you have a lot to
talk about and no one to tell it to.

5. Don’t make excuses and never give up.
Believe it’s possible, find a way and make it
happen. You’ll never know if you stop now.

6. Remember, you can’t reach what’s in front
of you until you let go of what’s behind you.
Move forward without looking back.

7. Don't be afraid to start over. It's a new
chance to rebuild what you want.

8. Keep people in your life who truly love you,
motivate you, and make you happy. If you
know people who do none of these things, let
them go.

9. Never change who you are just because
you're afraid of losing them. If they really love
you, your imperfections won’t matter.

10. Someone who truly loves you, sees what a
mess you can be, how moody you can get, and
how hard you can be to handle, but still
wants you.

RELATIONSHIP : Four Romantic Positions You Can Try Anytime, Anywhere

S*x as an emotional or physical act always
good (when it is not rape of course).
But it becomes boring and tedious for many
when it is routine and nothing new is
introduced from time to time.

Some people have even restricted s*x to the
bedroom or t the missionary style alone.

There are however very spicy styles that you
get things up with.

Here are some:
1.
The Hot Seat:This is a kinky position that you
can try anywhere, maximising the tightest of
spaces. The girl should sit between the guy'
legs . In this position, the woman controls the
angle of entry by arching while riding back and
forth.

2.
The Ballet Dancer: Where space is an issue,
this position comes handy. Both of you should
stand facing one another. The woman should
then wrap one of her legs around his buttocks
or thigh and use it to pull him into you. It is
physical.

3.
Quickie Fix: Try this for times when you want
to get it over with quickly anywhere anytime.
Like doggy style, the woman should bend at
the waist and rest her hands on something for
support. The guy penetrates from behind
holding her hips. He could also reach around
to stimulate the clitoris. Its awesome.

4.
Iron Chef:This style allows the woman to wrap
both her legs around the guy's waist with the
help of a an elevated platform. He hold her up
while penetrating without really doing too
much hard work.

Try them out and get it hot with your partner
once again.

RELATIONSHIP : Does he love me? - Signs that he loves you

1. He tells you
If he says those three words and says them
often, count yourself lucky. A lot of men
assume that their women know they're loved
and don't really tell them often enough. If he
realizes your need to hear him say he loves
you, and he means every word of it, he's truly
one of a kind. A man may not say the actual
words but imply as much when he tells you
how fortunate he feels to have you in his life.

2. He shows you
Some men aren't exactly good with words and
expressing their feelings. But they choose their
own avenues of expression. This kind of guy
does things, little or big to show you how
much you mean to him. That may include
ordering take-away when he thinks you need a
break from cooking or taking the kids off your
hands so that you can have some time to
yourself. Yes, you may need to hear the words
from him, but have you never heard that
'actions speak louder than words?'

3. He makes you feel special
And then there's the man who's always trying
to keep the romance alive. He brings you
flowers or wakes up extra early to bring you
breakfast in bed. He's always going out of his
way to make you feel exceptional.

4. He's happy around you
He sometimes foregoes time with his guy
friends just to be with you. It may be because
you've been feeling particularly low or you
haven't spent enough time together lately or
just because he feels good to be with you. If
he can't get enough of you it's a sure sign that
he's got it bad.

5. He listens to you
We're not talking 'You command, he obeys'.
But when you're talking, he's genuinely
interested in what you're saying and gives you
his undivided attention. He looks at you (not
at the television blaring in the background or
the newspaper in his hand), responds
appropriately and gives you the idea that he's
really concerned about your concerns.

6. He compliments you
He notices when you make an effort with your
appearance and appreciates it. He tells you
which things suit you and add to your look. It
always feels great to dress up but when he
looks up admiringly and tells you so, you know
you matter.

7. He takes care of you
If he babies you when you're sick and nurses
you back to health, you can be pretty sure
you've got a good thing going. If your comfort
level is so high that you can look most
miserable and still be secure enough in his
love, you've got it made. Marriage vows don't
include the "In good times and bad, in
sickness and health" clause for nothing. Rose,
a high-flying career woman, recalls the time
she was suffering from a stomach infection
and feeling wretched. "I was running a high
fever and feeling like my stomach was turned
inside out. The only thing that made me feel
like I should hasten my recovery was Marvin,
my boyfriend. He was like a guardian angel.
He soothed my fevered brow and held the
bowl while I puked my guts out. If ever I had
any doubt about his undying devotion for me,
it was quelled at that instant."

8. His friends and family respect you
Sometimes you can gauge how a man feels
about you from the way his circle of friends
and close family behave around you. If they
hold you in high regard, you can be sure he's
been telling them just how happy he is to have
you in his life.

9. He appreciates your worth
Sometimes men choose more indirect ways of
expressing their true feelings. He may not
actually tell you he loves you or even do
anything special. But he may tell you how
proud he is of your achievements or what a
good mother you are or even how well you
run the house. You may even find him praising
you to the skies to family or acquaintances.

10. He asks for your opinion
When important decisions are at stake, either
concerning him or both of you jointly or even
the kids, he doesn't just go ahead and do
what he thinks is right. He asks for your advice
and not just for the sake of it. He often
considers it and may even go by it. Or if he
doesn't, he tells you why he didn't.

11. He takes your feelings into account
If something upsets you concerning his family
or friends, he tries to see your side of it. He
feels for you and even if he's seen you cry a
thousand times before, he still tries to make
you feel better and has that tissue box at
hand.

12. He's interested in what you want too
Let's say you're both watching television and
you want to watch Oprah, while he'd like to
catch Arsenal v/s Chelsea. You know how men
are where football is concerned! If he lets you
watch your choice of program, not just
grudgingly but because he loves to see you
happy, you've got a winner. And if he actually
sits through it just because he wants to be by
your side, you know he's a goner!

RELATIONSHIP : The 10 laws of dating for men

When a man is dating a woman, it is usually all
about impressing her. Women also feel
inclined to put their best foot forward, but
often, the onus is on the man. Quite often,
women are a mystery. One woman’s food is
often another woman’s poison. A man is never
really sure what women go for - what one
likes, another may detest.

But there are some
universal dating laws that would hold true for
most women. Read on.

TIP: Find out how to be irresistibleto your
partner.

1. Smile
An open, friendly smile says a lot about you. It
can be a good indication that you feel good
about yourself and that reflects in your
expression. It can be contagious and make
your date feel like smiling too, which can only
be a good thing. If you’ve been told you have
a cheeky grin, don’t hesitate to flash it.
Sometimes a tentative one works too, women
often like that shy, little-boy look, and it makes
them feel very protective! And don’t forget, if
you’ve got dimples, let them show!

2. Pay her a compliment
When you are dating a woman, you can be
sure that she has taken considerable trouble
over her appearance. Let her know you’ve
noticed. Compliment her on the attractive
dress she’s wearing or just tell her how good
she looks. Exclamations that sound genuine
include "wow" or "amazing" or a simple "you
look fantastic". As you get to know her better,
make the compliments less superficial and
more intense. For instance, if you realize she’s
knowledgeable about art or is a great cook, tell
her "I love that about you" but don’t be
phony. Make sure whatever you compliment
her on, it’s legitimate and you mean it.

3. Don't boast about your conquests
The worst thing you could do is to brag about
your skills as a Casanova. Even if you are, she
doesn’t really want to hear about it. It will
only serve to make her feel like one in a long
list of exploits. That’s not what you’re aiming
for. One of the biggest turnoffs can be to have
to sit through the boring monologue of a
braggadocio and having to stroke his already
considerable ego.

4. Don't run down your ex
And this is the next worst thing you could do.
What you’re saying about your ex won’t
matter as much as what is being conveyed
about you. That you cannot master your
emotions and handle a break-up is one thing.
But the bitterness that spills out does not set
the right note and will cause considerable
discomfort to your date. Also consider her
feelings. She will realize that if things don’t
work out, one day, you will be talking the
same way about her to another woman. And if
there’s one thing women hate, it’s to be
discussed in a negative light with another
woman, however unknown. It will hardly make
her empathetic.

5. Personal hygiene is very important
Your date will really appreciate it if you make
the effort to look neat and smell good. A
woman adores a man who smells divine. It will
in all probability encourage her to lean in, and
use any excuse to get closer to you. Just so
she can get a whiff of your sexy aftershave.
Pay attention to your grooming and your
appearance too. A well turned-out guy is a
visual pleasure and you will find her eyes
staying on you in genuine appreciation.
6. Be a good listener
Don’t feel like you have to talk all the time to
keep the conversation flowing. If you think
she’s hesitant or not an equal participant in
the conversation, draw her out. Ask about her
interests and work, what she does in her
leisure time – general topics which she will
feel free to open up about. It takes a skilled
conversationalist to avoid awkward silences
and yet manage to steer the conversation back
to your date. If she’s happy to talk, be an
attentive listener and store relevant details for
future reference. She’s sure to be touched that
you remembered such apparently trivial
details and made a note of them.

7. Make her laugh
Use humor to charm her. That doesn’t mean
you have to have her cracking up for a better
part of the evening. But if a woman spends her
date with you truly enjoying herself, she’s
certain to let her guard down enough to let
you get to know her better. And she’s
definitely going to be up for more dates in the
future.

8. Display good manners
Treat the lady well. There is something
charming about a man who respects a lady
and isn’t afraid to show it. Don’t make the
mistake of using foul language or cracking
smutty jokes. It rarely serves any purpose
other than to indicate your lack of maturity. At
the same time, don’t bow and scrape too
much and hang around like a puppy dog
that’s too eager to please. Keep your self-
respect intact.

9. Don’t be pushy
The key is subtlety. Don’t push her for
anything more than she is ready to reveal or
to give. Also, don’t be aggressive and insist on
getting her another drink, paying the entire bill
or having coffee at your place. Give her the
liberty of making her own decisions and while
you may like to foot the entire bill, if she isn’t
comfortable with it, don’t be boorish and
persist. And just because she lets you buy her
dinner, don’t expect sex as a natural outcome
of it. In fact, the golden rule is not to have too
many expectations at all, especially of the first
few dates. Give her space, don’t crowd her
and pursue her too much.

10. Be honest
Or at least as honest as you can afford to be.
Act as naturally as you can and don’t pretend
to be anything you’re not. It will be hard to
always keep up appearances and eventually
your true colors will show. The more at ease
you are, the more comfortable she will feel
with you, and that’s the best guarantee you
have that she will want to see you again.

RELATIONSHIP : Sex And Love ;Four Ultimate S*x Moves To Set Your Love on Fire

1.
Talk, ask, listen.The first step to getting any
relationship back on track is to talk. You can
start the talk with some romantic moment, a
kiss or a hug can set it off. Things could get
messy from there. Remember to talk about
his/her sex and sexual fantasies/
inadequacies.
2.
Try oral.TrustWha’anda, there is nothing more
intimate than oral sex for two partners that
are comfortable with each other. If you have
not been adding oral sex to the sex menu, the
weekend is a good time to try it out with your
partner. A good mouth job has a more lasting
effect than 'proper sex' and it can lead to
intense arousal. But try to get a shower first.
3.
Watch something sexy, like porn.Forget all that
talk about porn being bad for you. Truth is
you and your lover could do you know that
both men and women like sex? It is a good
turn on for many people. A soft porn movie
may be a way to start before you move to
hard-core stuff.
4.
Try a new sex position:You need to introduce
something new to your sex life. One of the
new things you could do is to bring in a new
sex position. The conventional missionary style
is boring and you might want to do some kinky
stuff.
The doggy style is one of the best positions to
guarantee maximum sexual satisfaction for
both of you because it puts the man in control
and hits the woman’s G-spot
5.
Create a shower hour moment together.Have
you had a shower moment with your lover? It
can be really intimate and fires can start from
there. Take turns scrubbing each other and
then have sex standing. It will be cook to
install a hand rail in your shower.

JOKES :IF I FINISHED THIS,I MUST TOLD POPE BECAUSE POPE MUST HEARD IT .LOL.

Killing English...
1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday
Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ?
"
2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The
Paper And Fall In The Dust bin!!!"
3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out
Of The World To America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY
BACK.."
... 5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches...
Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen
Down.....
6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The
Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan
On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then
She Said "
Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)
7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur
Name And Father Of Ur Name!!
8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving
Around College"
9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am
Madhu, Married With Two Kids"
10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll
HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK
AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My
Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My
Daughter"
13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially
Mother And Father
14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys
Outside When I Am In The Class?!"
15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend
Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You
Understand.
Computer How Understand??
16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The
Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet,
The Principal Has Passed Away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I
Will Stand Uping U"
18. Teacher To Students:don't Spit Outside,
The Understanding People Will Suffer
19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are GIRLS

A Generation of Young Christians

1. We are always right and
we never accept correction..A
corrector is seen as an enemy

2. We love to sing in church,
but do not read our bibles at
home

3. We want to be rich in life,
meanwhile we spent all our
finances on the latest ipads,
iphone, galaxies, htcs, laptops,
cameras etc! We lack investement
and savings.

4. We do not pay our tithes
and offerings claiming we are
students

5. In church you will see us
with our hands lifted up singing
slow songs which we call
worship but on our phones
in our pockets, you
will see pics of naked and
half naked women, hip hop, hip
life and we have a nice way of
justifying it.

6. We are hardly convicted
when we go to church because
our hearts have been hardened
by the deceitfulness of sin
and pride...

7. We rarely pray on our Knees to
GOD but BUSY posting abt GOD
on facebook! Let's also take time
to pray.
We need to change our ways, we
have no excuse on judgement
day. May God Bless every YOUTH
of this Generation.

TEN (10 ) sets of people you meet in public transport while traveling

1. The sleepers: These set of people sleep
practically all the journey. Some even go to
the extent of snoring.

2. The talkatives: The talkatives raise
discussions on different issues. They can talk
for hours uninterrupted.

3. The music freaks. These ones plug in their
ear-piece as soon as the journey begins. They
listen to music non-stop until they alight from
the vehicle.

4. The gluttons: The gluttons buy food and
drinks at the slightest opportunity. Some can
even eat all through the journey. They buy
fruits, walnuts,drinks chips, gala e.t.c

5. The cautioners: These set of people always
caution the driver whenever he is over-
speeding. They keep saying “life has no
duplicate”

6. The fat(mostly ladies): They occupy virtually
all the space on the seat. They are so
annoying. They can even squeeze life out of
you. You can only curse them silently!

7. The thieves: The thieves steal from
unsuspecting passengers. They steal money
and phones. These set of people are the most
dangerous in the bus.

8. The preachers/ Prayer warriors: They lead
prayers immediately the journey begins. They
also preach and share tracts.

9. The Gentle: The gentle sits all by himself
throughout the journey. He simply decides to
ignore everyone in the vehicle. He might not
utter a word all through.

10. Quarrelsome : These are the people that
makes unusual jokes and when people
respond they get angry and want to fight.
Be sincere, where do you belong??

RELATIONSHIP : TIMES YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

Don't open your mouth;
>In the heat of anger
>When you don't have all the facts
>When you haven't verified the story
>If your words will offend a weaker brother
>If your words will be a poor reflection of
God,
friends and family
>When you are tempted to make light of holy
things
>When you are tempted to joke about sin
>If you would be ashamed of the words later
>If your words will convey a wrong impression
>If the issue is none of your business
>When you are tempted to tell an outright lie
>If your words will damage someone
reputation
>If your words will destroy a friendship
>When you are feeling critical
>If you can't speak without yelling
>When it is time to listen
>When you are tempted to flatter a wicked
person
>If you have already said it more than one
time
let wisdom direct us all because in some
situations, silence can be
GOLDEN......Remember, you shall give account
of
every idle word you
speak Matt 12;36. May God help us all.

RELATIONSHIP : 30 RULES FOR MEN

1. Don’t ever beat your wife for any
reason. Prov. 19:11, Prov. 20:3

2. Don’t ever forget that your wife is
your greatest asset. Prov. 12:4, Prov.
18:22

3. Don’t ever forget to check the level
of peace of your wife. Prov. 27:17

4. Don’t associate with men that lack
credibility and generational mindset.
Prov.13:20

5. Don’t ever hurt your wife no matter
the level of insults passed on you. Col.
3:19, 1Pet. 2:19-20

6. Don’t ever wave off the ideas, advice or suggestions of your wife
because of
your selfish interest. Pro. 1:5, Pro.
19:20

7. Never treat your wife as a servant.
Eph. 5:29

8. Never make your wife a negative
case study before friends and family.
Prov. 5:18, Prov. 21:23

9. Never doubt your wife no matter
what you know about her past. 1Cor.
13:5.

10. Don’t deny your wife of sex. 1Cor.
7:4-5.

11. Don’t be careless about the welfare
of your home. 1Tim. 5:8

12. Don’t compare your wife with
anyone. 2Cor. 10:12
13. Never cheat on your wife no matter
the condition. Prov. 6:32, Prov. 5:20

14. Never cut short the love you
showed to your wife, rather, water it, and nurture it for effective
continuous growing. Eph. 5:28-29

15. Never disregard the effort of your
wife, rather appreciate her more and
more. Prov. 31:28b

16. Never discuss the weak points of
your wife at public opinion polls. Prov. 5:17

17. Don’t call your wife unpleasant
names such as prostitute, witch, fruitless entity, harlot, useless
wife,
bastard, rather call her blessed,
precious, capable, beautiful and
virtuous woman. Col. 4:6, Prov. 31:28-29

18. NEVER EVER PLACE YOUR
FRIENDS, FAMILY OR WORK ABOVE
YOUR WIFE.

19. Don’t be self centered. Eph. 5:28,
Phil. 2:3-4

20. Don’t ever cook up plans against
your wife because of your lustful
desires.

21. Never set up a family without
having a family vision. Prov. 29:18, Hab. 2:2-3

22. Never make your wife feel inferior
and uneducated before your friends, family, anyone or even you
the husband.

23. Never compare your wife’s attitude
with your one time girlfriend’s attitude.
2Cor.10:12

24. Don’t be lazy to cater for your wife
and family. 1Tim. 5:8

25. Never allow money to be the bond
of love in your marriage. 1Tim. 6:10

26. Never allow your parents or family
members to dictate the affairs of your home, remember, ‘’therefore
shall a man leave his father and mother and cleave to his
wife………’’. Gen. 2:23-24.

27. Don’t ever let your children come
between you and your wife. You
married your wife not your children,
remember they have their life to live and when married and gone,
only your wife will still be with you, to cook for you, comfort you,
refresh your body, soul and spirit in the bedroom. Matt. 19:6

28. Never hide any phone calls, text
messages, or password to mailbox
from your wife. Transparency is the ultimate key to continuous trust
and confidence in marriage. Rom. 12:9-10

29. Never owe your wife anything,
always give her the very best; best in
love, best care, most precious things
and that which belongs to her. Rom.13:8

30. Never show a heart of ungratefulness to God and your precious
wife, always and always be ever grateful for their presence in your
life. Prov. 31:28b
STAY BLESSED
wishing you all the best

LIFE: 10 reasons you should listen more

1. People don’t always need advice.
Sometimes all they really need is a hand to
hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to
understand them.

2. One of the best feelings in the world is
when someone remembers something you
said. Whether is was something yesterday, a
week ago, a month ago...it’s just like “wow,
you actually listen to me”

3. One of the most sincere forms of respect is
actually listening to what another has to say.

4. Listen to you own voice, your own soul. Too
many people are deafened by the noise of the
world.

5. When someone is going through a storm,
you silent presence is more powerful than a
million words.

6. Ears that do not listen to advice, accompany
the head when it is chopped off.

7. Listen carefully to how a person speaks
about other people to you. This is how they
will speak about you to other people.

8. The meaning behind the words, the feeling
is more significant than the words themselves,
so…listen.

9. Speak in such a way that others love to
listen to you. Listen in such a way that others
love to speak to you.

10. Listening is a great way of receiving gifts of
wisdom, intelligence and inspiration. If you are
not listening, you are not learning.
We have two ears and one mouth so that we
may listen twice as much as we speak.

RELATIONSHIP : PREPARING TO BECOME A WIFE 10 tips for single women

1. Develop an intimate relationship with God.
You cannot enter into a successful covenant
with a husband if you don’t first have one with
God. A three-cord strand is not easily broken
(God, Your Spouse & You)

2. Master the art of fidelity and trust. No man
wants a woman that cannot be faithful nor
one that turns her neck at every fine man that
she sees. Learn to 100% committed prior to a
serious courtship.

3. Develop the ability to take care of a home.
Ladies, in order to be a great partner in
marriage, You must bring the ability to
emotionally and physically take care of the
house. Learn to set a atmosphere of peace
and love. Avoid quarrels when possible &
practice gentleness always.

4. Learn how to cook! You know that men like
to eat. Let’s be serious here. We all need to
eat to live. Eating out all of the time can
become expensive and who doesn’t love a
home-cooked meal from time to time. If you
cannot do anything beyond boil water, invest
in a cookbook. Try one new meal a week and
you will quickly improve your cooking skills.

5. Make smart financial decisions. If you desire
to marry a man that provides and makes the
best decisions for his family, you need to do
the same. Smart men don’t want to marry a
woman that spends way more than she saves.
The ability to manage money is important in
marriage.

6. Be complete as one. Be comfortable with
not having a man in this season. Learn to be
happy on your own. Find joy in those things
that make you happy. Love what you have and
don’t covet what others have. Spend time in
your singleness doing the things that you love
to do. Travel, find hobbies and do the things
that married women tell you that you won’t
have time to do when you get married and
then become a mother.

7. Learn the art of compromise. Marriage will
be about give and take. While you are single,
learn that you don’t always have to be right
and accept that most things will not always
happen your way. Be willing to sacrifice what
you want for the benefit and happiness of
others.

8. Be committed to pursuing your dreams and
supporting others. It is important to have your
own goals and motivations prior to becoming
one with your future husbands. The single
season is a great opportunity to begin building
your career, business or working towards
other goals.

9. Know what submission is and be ready to
walk in it. Many people shy way from this
discussion. Submission is not equivalent to
obedience. Submission is yielding in love.
Study God’s design for marriage and
understand the role of a wife. In your
singleness, God is your husband. Submit
yourself to Him. Trust His plan and timing for
your life

10. Be holy and feminine in your conduct.
Always carry yourself as a classy woman who
walks with confidence. Men want a woman
they are proud to take home to their families.
They want a woman with high self-esteem, one
who walks gracefully, respects herself and
others around her.

Marriage is a sacred bond between God, man
and woman. This is a great starting list to help
single women prepare.

WORDS OF WISDOM : I loved this and I must share with you.

Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.
Never ask for a lighter rain, just pray to God for a better umbrella. - That is the attitude!

Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the very end.

Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on what you make with them; a Wall or a Bridge? - Remember you are the architect of your life.

Search for a good heart, but don't search for a beautiful face, coz beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.

It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life, but it’s important how well you play with the cards you hold.

Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, remember God and pray, it’s just a bend, not the end.' -

Have faith and have a successful life.
One of the basic differences between God and humans is, God gives, gives and forgives. But the human gets, gets, gets and forgets.
Be thankful in life...

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up.

If you are grateful to God, share this to your friends to inform them that it is JUST BY THE GRACE OF GOD that we are alive.

RELATIONSHIP : Tips To Seduce Any Woman Of Your Choice

1. Seduction is an art. It takes as much
practice as learning a musical instrument or
painting.

2. Empathy is essential to seduction. Every
woman is different, so tailor your date, your
words and your actions to that specific
woman. You must know what she is thinking
before you can offer her the pleasure she
craves.

3. Read poetry. Notice the imagery, the
ambiguity and the sound. Notice how modern
poetry uses colloquial language to achieve all
that. Don’t use big words or cliches. Your
language should be “diabolic” (ethos and
pathos) like that of a naija politician.

4. If she senses that you are seducing her, she
will run away. The pace of your seduction
should be slow and the volume should be
quiet.

5. All women like power in at least one of its
many manifestations: money, status,
intelligence, strength, etc. You need at least a
little before you can seduce the most beautiful
of women.

6. Many girls will tell you that confidence is
what they look for, but nothing will increase
your confidence like a successful seduction.

7. Insinuation is a must. Only a movie star or a
professional athlete could expect success with
a brash line like “let’s go back to my place
and, ”

8. Don’t be a doormat or a people-pleaser. If
you are perceived as weak, you will never get a
girl.

9. Always be honest, meaning don’t tell a lie. A
lie is something you can get caught in. Don’t
lie about your income, whether you have a
girlfriend or not, whether you are good at
sports, etc. Girls can see right through lies.
However, bending the truth to achieve a more
poetic effect is absolutely necessary. Also,
most of the time, the correct answer is to say
nothing at all.

10. Seducing a woman is like dancing with a
woman. Sometimes you hold her close and
sometimes you let her shine on her own and
watch. If you are too clingy, she will feel
suffocated. If you let her go and never come
back, she will be insulted.

11. Reveal yourself slowly and only when
directly asked. Don’t show more of yourself
than she asks for. When the mystery is gone,
the seduction is over.

12. Girls with boyfriends make excellent
targets. If you can seduce a faithful girlfriend
without showing up on the radar, you will
have no problem with a single girl.

13. Seduction does not always end in the
bedroom. If you seduce a faithful girlfriend or
wife, she may decide to cut off all contact with
you when she realizes that she is in love with
you. Mark it as a success and be thankful that
you didn’t have to break up with her. Do NOT
however, go around ruining lives, there are
people out there who are happy with each
other, and who really don’t need you to ruin
that.

14 Not every woman can be seduced. Yunger
girls want to feel mature and older girls want
to feel young.

15. If the seduction fails for one reason or
another, leave a good space of time before
attempting to seduce her again. She must
completely forget about the bad stuff before
you can try to revive the old feelings.

RELATIONSHIP : 10 Ways to Drive a Girl CRAZY in the Bedroom

1. First and foremost, take it slow! Always be
sure to pay attention to your partner’s needs
and desires.

2. Start the foreplay! Let her warm up to you
with some tender cuddling.

3. Kiss her slowly and sensually. Caress her
neck and shoulders to deepen your
connection.

4. Slowly but confidently massage every inch
of her skin. If she’s receptive to it, try using
your tongue.

5. Once she’s comfortable, invoke the sigil of a
long-dead Elder God of your choosing.

6. Wrap the unknown terror of the universe
around her very soul like a warm cloak of the
finest sable. If done right, this will really get
her going!

7. Shed your human form and become the
physical embodiment of Athnaug’r Un Dre’gn ,
Lord of the Ever Burning Dread.

8. Try introducing a fun new twist like oils or
scented candles.

9. Open your Secret Mouth and let the Song of
Madness spill forth from your cursed lips.

10. If all the above steps are performed
correctly, your partner will be begging for
more. At least they would be, if their mind
weren’t trapped forever in a pitch-black ocean
of everlasting insanity, you STUD!

BEAUTY Beauty :Tips Every Girl Should Know

. Get quick volume by using a root lifter, then
use hairspray to set hair. This will prevent it
from falling flat during the day.

. For makeup that lasts all day and night, use a
makeup-sealing product like a setting spray.

. To help you find the right shade of
foundation, choose the product you think is
closest to your color and try it on your jawline
in natural light. You will be able to easily
compare it to your neck’s color to see if you
need to go for a different undertone, lighter
or darker.

. Try out the funky hair color trends without
dyeing your hair. Instead, dust bright blush in
your ponytail for the same effect.

. “Foot perspiration is typical in the summer
and can lead to fungal infection and unwanted
odor. Wash feet daily, and let them dry
thoroughly before putting shoes on”- Dr.
Leslie Campbell, DPM.

. Splurge on items that are important to
you.”If mascara is really your thing and you
fall in love with a mascara that’s $40, buy the
mascara.”-Raychel Wade, founder of Cheek to
Chicand La Prairie’scolour ambassador.

.”Don’t be too serious: It’s only Makeup! “-
Francois NARSinsists you play around with new
colors.

. To reduce unwanted shine, use a moisturizer
that mattifies your skin. That way you get the
moisture your skin needs without looking
greasy.

. To create a lived-in look for your hair, use
thickening or sea-salt mist before you blow-
dry. Follow by running a volumizing or texture
cream through hair.

. When using an eyeshadow primer, only place
the primer where you’ll be adding color.

.”Cream rouge [blush] should be the first
thing that touches your cheeks when you want
to project an image of healthy and pinched
cheeks”- Pablo Manzoni, former creative
director for Elizabeth Arden.

. If you choose to use false eyelashes,
remember to use the dark glue as it will blend
in with the lashes.

. When buying “organic” beauty products,
make sure to check if they are FDA certified
organic. This will prevent you from getting
scammed.

. Use a facial exfoliater bi-weekly to get dead
skin of dead skin. Makeup will look better on a
clean, smooth canvas.

. After using a a hair conditioning mask, follow
with “a cold water rinse to close the hair
cuticles”- Ursala Stephensen, Motions celebrity
stylist.

. To get your braid to last all day, try styling
hair that’s “dirty with product.” This will make
the style stick longer.

. Use a clarifying shampoo once a week to get
rid of any product build-up that may have
occured during the week.

. If you have chipped nail polish, add glitter on
top to disguise the look of chipping.

. Use a pumice stone on your feet after the
shower to get rid of calluses.
credit: silkegb

. Hydrate your under-eye area with an eye
cream to prevent puffiness and bags.

. If you have light hair,”put a lotion over the
eyebrows and hair line” when self-tanning the
face. Also remember to “apply it in circular
motions and blend down to the neck”- Sinead
Norenius, founder of Beautisol.

. If you often find yourself being too tired to
wash your face at night, keep makeup
removing wipes in your night stand to prevent
a runny mess or morning break out.

. Pop 1-2 Advil before going waxing to prevent
pain.

. The best way to get rid of ingrown hairs is to
exfoliate,”which rids the skin of dead cells and
allows the hair to break through the surface”-
Marlena Ramoy, Bliss SpaEsthetician.

. Carrots are good for the hair. A healthy
dietleads to a beautiful you.

.”The best time to apply creams is after the
shower, as the skin has been de-oiled.”- Dr.
Stephen P. Bracci

. Replacemascara and liquid eyeliner after 3-4
months.

. To keep hair color vibrant longer, use
shampoos and conditioners formulated for
colored hair.

. Use a cream or milk cleanser to wash your
face. Creams are less drying than gels.

RELATIONSHIP :How to Talk to a Guy

How to Talk to a Guy
Sometimes it’s just not as easy to start a
conversation with boys as it is with girls and
you need some help. It can be awkward.

You’re not sure where you want it to go.
You’re nervous. But you want to start it right.
We know that feeling. Relax. Think about what
you’re going to say and talk directly to him.
It’s not so bad. It’s actually fun! Here are six
tips on how to talk to a guy.

1. Get Him to Talk About Himself
Guys like to talk about themselves. All people
do. One of the easiest ways to get to know a
boy is to ask him questions. You could ask,
"What did you think of that test this morning?"
or ask him about the team on his baseball cap
he’s wearing. Ask open-ended questions
instead of questions that could be answered
by a “yes” or “no.” Give him an opportunity to
expand his answers and provide his opinion.
Music, sports, TV shows and movies are also
good topics.

2. Use Laughter as Your Strategy
Laughter is contagious. A wise man once said,
"Laughter is the best medicine." and he was
right. When you're happy and laughing, it's
hard for others to not catch on. Let your sense
of humor shine. If making people laugh is not
one of your strengths, search the Internet for
jokes or fun anecdotes that you can practice to
bring up in the conversation.

3. Give Him a Chance to Talk
When we're nervous, we all tend to ramble.
Stealing a conversation and forgetting to ask
questions shows a person you're not
interested in hearing about them. Pause. Take
a deep breath and wait for him to participate
in the conversation.

4. Tell the Truth
Don't be so focused on impressing him that
you're tempted to lie or be someone else.
While we all tend to embellish the truth a bit,
you are much better being open, honest and
just being you. Lying about who you are will
come back to haunt you later on. Share the
parts of your life that are most rewarding:
your personal interests, your friends and your
family. Don't be afraid to talk about what you
do best. It's not showing off, it's sharing.

5. Try Flirting
Flirting is a great way to show someone you're
interested in getting to know them better. You
don't have to read a book to learn how to do
it. Flirtingis easy after you've tried it a few
times. It's harmless and fun. Be sure to make
eye contact and offer him a smile. You'll be
surprised how you'll naturally figure it out!

6. Be Confident
Gather up your courageand go and talk to
him. What's the worst that can happen?
Sometimes it just doesn’t click. Maybe you find
you’re no longer interested in him. If he’s not
interested in you, find someone else who is.
Learn from each conversation and try some
new things. Just make sure the boy you
approach is worthy of someone as special as
you.
Remember these tips and you’ll be ready for
the next time you’re together. You’ll easily
strike up a conversation — and maybe even hit
it off! You’ll be left wondering why you
thought it was so hard before. Go on. Try it
out and continue to improve yourself! Then
you’ll want to read this articleto find out if he
likes you!

RELATIONSHIP : HOW I TOOK YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

While you were ignoring her on whatsApp.. I
was giving her attention.

While you were out with your friends I was
with her.
While you wouldn't take her calls I phoned
her.

While you were too busy, I was giving her all
of my time.
While you were not available I was her
shoulder to lean on.

While you were never there for her I offered
to spend some tıme wıth her.
While you slept without sending her a text I
wrote her a poem telling her how beautiful
she is.

The more I made her smile the more I won
her heart.
The more I gave her joy the more useless you
became to her.

She didn't cheat on you..she only left because
she got tired of you.
If you must know, you lost an angel and I
found her.

She tried to give you one last
chance but as usual you never were there so
she gave me what
was yours.

I learned to listen to her.
I learned that smaller things makes one
happier.

Most of all I learned to love her the way she
wanted to be loved.

Becareful, what you're taking for granted,
someone is waiting to appreciate.

*Never take anyone for granted, because that
person you're taking for granted is who
someone else praying to be with.

QUOTES : QUOTES OF TODAY

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)

He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

He who completely unwrap moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not
afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)

Anyone who graduates without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)

He who refuses to mix Agege bread and Akara
as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin
Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael Faraday (1899)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is
poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry -
Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

Anyone who reads this without laughing is
either looking for a job or needs money Badly
- Barrack Obama 2014

RELATIONSHIP : WHAT IS A " Kiss " ?

In Maths :- " Kiss is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips "
___________________________
In Biology :- " Kiss is just exchange of germs
from one mouth to another"
___________________________
In Chemistry :- " Kiss is a process of testing the
PH of the lips "
____________________________
In Physics :- " It's a process of charging a
human
body "
___________________________
In Computer :- " Kiss is a local area network in
which 2 bodies are connected without a data
cable "
____________________________ In Economics :- "
Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than Supply "
_____________________________
In English:- "Kiss is a touch or caress with the
lips
ACCORDING TO YOU, WHICH SUBJECT DEFINED
IT BEST

RELATIONSHIP : 26 THINGS MEN MUST KNOW

1. A little ‘thank you’ could strengthen her.
2. Even when she knows she's Beautiful, she
would like hearing it from you sometimes.
3. A little kitchen help kills no ego.
4. Every lady wants a man that can protect her,
she needs to be safe around you!
5. To some ladies, collecting money from you
is just your little commitment to the
relationship and not a ‘Do or Die’ thing.
6. Any lady that reminds you of her EX was
never into you.
7. You never can win a lady's heart by
spending, if you do, there's a better spender
too.
8. Just as you've got a weakness, she does too.
Hence you manage hers, she manage yours.
9. You can push a lady to a Breaking point but
when she does, she's never the same person
you knew.
10. When she starts keeping secrets, there's
something you've done wrong.
11. She's never to pay the Bills, and if anytime
she does, she's not to continue paying.
12. Sometimes, listening to her opinion
confirms her position in the relationship.
13. On a first Date, pulling Doors and Chairs is
part of a gentleman's deal, just do it!
14. If you Love kids you're sure winning her
over.
15. Intimacy is not about your personal
satisfaction, she must be satisfied too.
16. If she doesn't respect you, she won't
respect your family.
17. The spot you met a lady could tell a lot
about the relationship and its future.
18. If she brings her friends home often it's
no jackpot, it's a fidelity test!
19. You should know what turns your woman
on; women aren't the same.
20. Don't replace seeing her with regular
calling and text messages; your presence keep
her safe.
21. Sometimes you don't try to win an
argument let her have way, she could discover
her folly.
22. Every lady has a beast in her, it's either
you cage it or unleash it.
23. If she doesn't Love you and her family
does, it's no compensation, let her BE!
24. Your potential is not a guarantee that she
would stay, work hard and convert it to
substance.
25. What you did to get her, you must continue
doing it to keep her else you lose her.
26. To always impress a lady without spoken
words, Dress well!
Agreed

RELATIONSHIP : 10 FUN TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE YOU EX USELESS AND DESPERATE FOR DUMPING YHU....

1. WHENEVER THEY CALL PICK THEIR
call and inform them of your
progress, never abuse them
2. You should never block or unfriend
them in facebook, and always update
on your happy days and not on your
miseries
3. Be close to their friends so they
can fell more jealous
4. Never call their relatives.
5. Whenever you meet on the road
greet them and wish them well, never
give them much time
always look jovial
6. Never be the one calling them
7. If they try to make advances, say
NO! In capital letters
and tel them to mind their own
business.
8. Improve on your dressing and
personal appearance,
and once they see you,
they may even commit suicide...
9. If you decide to move on,
date someone who is more cute or
who has achíeved more than them
10. Always Look excited After The Dump You
For
No reason
DO YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE?

PRAYER :A successful day starts with a prayer

A successful day starts with a prayer. Now say
these prayers with me...
*I shall be great
*I shall not die
*I shall not be poor in life
*I shall live wealthy
and healthy
*I shall lend to nations
*I shall marry and bear fruits of
the womb
*I shall work and eat fruits of
my
labour
*I shall achieve every goal that i
have set...
If you can believe God write a
believing"AMEN" ...and watch it come to pass
in
ur life.

RELATIONSHIP : A guy who truly loves his girl doesn't need to unbutton her blouse

A guy who truly loves
his girl doesn't need to
unbutton her blouse to
get a better view of her
heart or pull her skirt
down in the name of so called LOVE!
I pray that there will
come a time in your life
when you realize that
the most important
thing in your life is not sex before marriage,
money or good lifestyle
gained through
immorality but Honor,
Respect, Love and
above all to please God with your body.
A WOMAN IS NOT A SEX
OBJECT OR LABORATORY
FOR EXPERIMENT.
LADIES love yourself
enough to say NO and you will ATTRACT a
MAN OF INTEGRITY
Who agrees???

RELATIONSHIP : Don't you always wonder why relationships are fun in the beginning

Don't you always wonder why relationships
are
fun in the beginning & then it feels like
something isn't there anymore later on? It's
because someone stopped doing what they did
to get you & now that you're theirs, they feel
like they don't have to try as hard, they feel
like
they don't have to do as much. Before, they
used to pay attention to you, text you all the
time, reply back quick, be on the phone for
hours, have so much to say, always doing this
&
that for you when you don't even ask them to,
be all over you & now, they keep their hands
to
themselves, they ran out of things to talk
about,
conversations go dead, not making you feel
like
you're wanted by them. & that's when you
guys
start drifting.
Holding back
Destroys relationships.
Doing the right things at the right moments is
the spirit to keeping your lover if he/she is for
real.

RELATIONSHIP : Can u write this to your girlfriend?

Dear: Girlfriend!!..
I LOVE SEX. That's Me! I'm A Man. So, STOP
Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm
Always Horny For You. It's Normal. Given A
Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So
Better STOP Denying Me That Pussy. Don't
Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King
Solomon. My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My
Size! You Either
Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How
Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep
My
Love For You Is. Sometimes I Cum
Fast,Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called Being
A
Man. Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum
Too Quick! You Should Thank God I Came!
That
Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After
All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed,
It's About How Long This Relationship Will
Last!
But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can
Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me!DON'T
EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So
Good, What The Fuck Are You Doing With Me??
If
I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your
Girlfriends And Sisters... And Female Cousins...
If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do
Something About It...
Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever!
It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My
Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That Goes On
There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine! Leave
It
Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever!
If
They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would
Have
Called You Instead! If I Have The Money, We'll
Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For
Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is
Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love
You,
Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I
Came
To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT
FINANCIAL
AFFAIRS!
I am Your Boyfriend, Not ATM”
Girls. What would u do if someone send such
text to you

RELATIONSHIP : MAKE YOUR PARTNER SHARP

If you want to make your
partner sharp and to make your relationship
last
forever; Learn to pray together, Respect each
other, support one another in any possible
way,
be patient to one another, encourage each
other, be understanding, when you do any
mistake or hurt your partner, accept your
mistakes and ask for forgiveness. Learn to
forgive your partner if he or she is in wrong.
When your partner irks you, say it out to him
or
her, don’t pile anger. Show appreciation
towards
each other, learn how to compromise and
avoid
being defensive all the time. Maintain the
communication; make sure you always check
on
one another throughout the day. Text your
partner any simple message, (Hi love, Have
you
had lunch? Are you okay darling? Goodnight, I
miss you, Good morning) it will show that you
always think and care about him or her. If you
have got sufficient credit then call on him or
her. Trust one another, don’t listen to
rumours,
be creative in your relationship (once in a
while
surprise your partner) and be proud of one
another.
Agree or disagree

JOKES :AKPOS AND THE WIFE

Wife: Can u help me in garden?
Akpos: What do u think i am a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix a door handle?
Akpos: What do you think i am a Carpenter ?
In the evening husband came home frm the
work , he saw everything fixed
Shocked and amused at the same times,he
asked his wife who fixed this?
Wife: Our Neighbour, but he gave me 2
options - either i should give him a BURGER ,
or Sex :|
Akpos: I m sure you must have given him a
BURGER ?
Wife: What do you think I am Mc'Donald's !!

JOKES: Three Contractors

Three Contractors are bidding to fix a broken
fence at the White House, one from India, one
from China, the third a Nigerian. They went to
White House official to examine the fence. The
Indian takes out a tape and does some
measuring, works some figures, he said, the job
will cost $900 (material $400, labour $400
& ... $100 profit). The Chinese does the same &
said I can do it for $700 (material $300,
labour $300 and $100 profit). The Nigerian
didn't measure or figure, but whispers, $2700
to the official. The White House official say, you
didn't even do any measurement, how did
you come up with such a high figure? The
Nigerian replied $1000 for me, $1000 for you
& $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job. DEAL
or NO DEAL? White man smiles, it's a DEAL...!